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Chorus
When you pull up on those jeans and they're bulging at the seams
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When you’re cruising at the mall and your jeans are way too small
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Verse
When your Wranglers are too tight
And your crotch a bulbous fright
Why you need a belt god only knows

Peacocks spread their feathers wide
Up that crack the jeans will ride
Feathered hair, concert tees and camel toes

Chorus
When you're walking through your school and exposing all your tools
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When you're sitting there in class with a bulging pelvic mass
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Bridge
Alex Lifeson wrapped in silk
Ivory slacks flowed like milk
His samite streams forked below the belt

Derek Small in more than name
Form fitting jeans revealed his shame
Until a cucumber would save the day

Chorus

When your kibbles and bits are giving people fits
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When your one eyed trouser snake triggers the shakes
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When you go to the show with a raging camel toe
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It's really not that nice to wear a denim vice
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When your splitting at the seams and the girls start to scream
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When you show your wedding tackle and the ladies start to cackle
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